A Survival Game Where You Have to Fall in Love with a Madman

You Yan, the most low-effort, “salted-fish” NPC in history, has a very simple daily routine: Slacking off by lying inside a coffin. Flipping off his job. Dreaming of getting fired. This peaceful existence lasts until the day he enters the “Horror Hospital” instance and runs straight into a psychopathic beauty blowing people’s heads off with a real gun! [Welcome to the Main God Game. Your identity is A Lamb to the Slaughter.] Faced with this, the beauty merely presses a scalpel against his own wrist pulse. “This is far more dignified than being torn apart by monsters.” While other players are screaming and fleeing for their lives in the horror instances: You Yan is busy looking for a place to sleep. He Yanqing is busy looking for You Yan. The Instance BOSSes are actively filing complaints about these two ruining the game experience. “Are you actually here to clear the game, or are you just here to annoy me?” “I’m here to hear you say you like me, of course.” (Presses the tip of a blade against You Yan’s throat) [WARNING! It is strictly forbidden to mute your teammate by kissing them!] Until one day, the system alarms suddenly blare across the universe— You Yan (The Indifferent Main God): Just wants to lie flat, but is forced to personally patch up his own game. He Yanqing (The Psychopathic God-Slayer): Specializes in dismantling the system while aggressively flirting with the Main God.