All Five Alphas Want Me!!?

Su Xu transmigrated straight into an ABO novel, clutching the script of a certified evil side character. Beautiful face? Yes. High-quality pheromones? Absolutely not. What he had instead was a knock-off, low-grade scent that basically screamed: “Please bully me!” And according to the plot, his glorious future was: → Pretty but useless Omega. → Tossed into a den of wolves (not the cute fluffy kind, the scary kind). → Reduced to a plaything for everyone. → And finally, freezing to death in some back alley on a pitch-black winter night. …Yeah, no thanks. Determined not to let himself be dog food for the plot, Su Xu made a vow: “If you want my life, fine! But first, let me become your life!” (cough cough not in the romantic way… probably.) And then… things got weird. The Emperor of the Empire wanted to get engaged to him. The proud young general was pulling him under the moonlight to whisper sweet nothings. The “ex-boyfriend” who dumped him turned pirate, only to come back awkwardly offering an olive branch. And to top it off, even the prince of an enemy nation traveled across the stars, sneaking around just to meet him in secret. Su Xu: “…Hello??? I was supposed to be cannon fodder???” Plot: LOL nope, you’re the main dish now. 1v1, devoted gong × universally adored shou Shou does not get pregnant or give birth, but the couple does talk about it. Ending is already planned, so don’t worry—no abandoning the story, no pits!