America 1929: The Great Literary Giant Kennedy

I started out with a sign-in system, and all I wanted was to quietly write and earn money. But then, I adapted a satirical story and predicted a stock market crash, and you called me a "prophet of Wall Street"; I wrote an inspirational article to reassure everyone, and you said I was "saving the American spirit"; I wrote a novel about the Great Depression, and you called me "the conscience of the times"; I made a film criticizing war, and you called me a "messenger of peace"; I confronted McCarthy at a congressional hearing, and you called me a "defender of freedom"... Until one day, Time magazine put me on the cover with the headline: "The Next President of America: Intellectual Leader Kennedy?" Wait, who signed me up for president?! I'm really just a novelist! Please don't elect me president, please! You've really ruined my life. This book...