Confessing To An Annoying Boss

Qiao Ziman, who never had emotional conflicts, recently encountered two troubling matters. One was being forced by her mother to go on blind dates using 360 different methods. The second was being troubled and harassed by a newly appointed female boss at work. The female boss is named Chi Yin. She has a stunning and radiant face. Her dress is elegant and her demeanor is superb. At work, she is efficient and decisive. She’s a perfect example of a modern, high-quality woman who is both beautiful and capable. If only this woman didn’t keep causing trouble for her. When the workload doubled, When perfect drafts were ruthlessly returned with nitpicking, When she had to work late into the night with only the lonely lamp for company. Qiao Ziman felt desperate. But what made her even more desperate was that her few remaining free moments were filled with blind dates arranged by her mother. One day, after Qiao Ziman calmly finished with the last blind date—another mama’s boy—she received a call from her mother as expected. Facing her mother’s “frenzy,” Qiao Ziman chose to “freak out” in response. In the choice between “becoming a nun” or “succeeding,” she calmly chose “coming out.” Qiao Ziman unexpectedly said: “I like women.” Her mother responded surprisingly: “As long as it’s a person.” Her mother became even more relentless, thinking about future blind date scenarios. Qiao Ziman made up a story: “I have a girlfriend, she’s wealthy, has big breasts, is my boss, has a bad temper, is a sad*st who will hit me, and I advise you not to make trouble.” Qiao Ziman happily hung up the phone. Turning around, she encountered the very person. The person glanced at her own chest and then raised an eyebrow meaningfully. Feeling extremely embarrassed, Qiao Ziman decided to give up and retorted: “Yes, that’s right, it’s you!” After saying that, she pretended to leave calmly and gracefully. According to online sources, after confessing to a boss, the boss would avoid the person to relieve the awkwardness. Qiao Ziman let go of her worries. Unexpectedly, the next day, Chi Yin called her into the office. Chi Yin pulled out a thick stack of notebooks from her bag and solemnly introduced: “No romantic experience, owns a bar, two restaurants, three cars, four houses, and five million in savings. The house will be under both our names, and the bank card password is your birthday.” “Emotionally stable, won’t hit people, good work schedule, and runs home after work.” Seeing Qiao Ziman in silence, she added: “Not well-endowed, but if it doesn’t work out, we can find a solution.” Qiao Ziman was baffled: “What does this mean?” Suddenly, Chi Yin smiled, pure and innocent: “Aren’t you my girlfriend?” Qiao Ziman was shocked! Oh no! What if she really meant it?!