Creating a Holy Monk Character

"Uncle Master, I saw you drinking wine the other day, and I'm going to tell the abbot." "What kind of martial arts am I practicing? Answer me!!!" "Look in my eyes!!! tell me, why? Talk!!!" "Master...Uncle Master practices Tongzi Kung Fu." "That's it, how could a monk like me have any bad intentions???" "But uncle, I clearly saw you drinking." "A monk, holding a cup in his arms, has been drunk, drunk!" "Master, your tongue has become big from drinking so much." "Come, come, come. Although I don't understand Mahayana Buddhism or Hinayana Buddhism, I do know the Nine-Nine Multiplication Method. Come, let me send you off... No, let me chant sutras!"