Don’t Piss Off The President

After being caught dancing provocatively at a nightclub, the student council president pinned me down and said, “Whatever they’re paying you, I’ll give you ten times more!” As a straight man, I came to the bar to dance for a living. Can you imagine how embarrassing it is for a straight guy to wear a bunny costume? But what I didn’t expect was to run into the student council president here. And to make matters worse, he played with me so much that my legs went weak.