Downstairs 249, Upstairs 251

Shu Shu: There’s an idiot living upstairs! (Yu Yu: There’s an idiot living downstairs!) Shu Shu: I’ve never seen a guy like that before! (Yu Yu: I’ve never seen a girl like that before!) Shu Shu: Hmph, he’s such a d*ck! (Yu Yu: Hmph, she lacks a d*ck!) Shu Shu: Toy boy! (Yu Yu: Tomboy!) Shu Shu: Look at his room number, minus one from 250! (Yu Yu: Look at her room number, plus one from 250!) Friends: …… One month later: Shu Shu: I want to kill that fish (Yu)! Yu Yu: I want to tear that book (Shu)! Friends: …… One year later: Shu Shu: I’m getting married to the guy upstairs! Yu Yu: I’m getting married to the girl downstairs! Friends: What! Why didn’t you tell me that the one upstairs (downstairs) is a male god (female goddess)!!!