Hello, How Long Has This Been Going On?

Programmer Tao Zhiyue transmigrated into a dogblood CEO novel as a cannon fodder. He was the first love of the protagonist Huo Ran that caused the latter to become disabled and brokenhearted, and was later killed by the protagonist’s husband in an extremely tragic manner. Without any hesitation, Tao Zhiyue ran away. Living as a homebody otaku, he firmly stayed put at home with his computer as company, becoming addicted to the online world of idiots, living unhappily. Just kidding, even if the plot wanted him to run into the one surnamed Huo, there were no opportunities, okay? One day, while scrolling through the forums, he came across a far-fetched phishing post: [Title] I’m being pursued by four homosexuals, but I am a straight man, how can I reject them in a tactful and polite manner? Gay man who has been single since birth Tao Zhiyue sneered and replied— [Jinbei City No. 7 Mental Hospital Director Tao: Hello, how long has this been going on?] After a few minutes. [OP: Hello, Dr. Tao, this has been going on for a month or so, I’m really very troubled. Is this in the scope of your hospital’s business? Can you help me?] Tao Zhiyue: ? He then inexplicably made a boomer-like internet friend. Tao Zhiyue tried giving his straight male internet friend some coquettish ways of rejecting his pursuers and ended up with significant results, successfully quashing the other parties’ loves! Later on, the internet friend with whom his relationship was growing more ambiguous by the day invited him to meet formally in real life, and he arrived at the meeting with an excited heart. The tall and handsome man nervously extended a hand towards him, blushing: Hello, my name is Huo Ran. Tao Zhiyue: !!!!!! * Firm-hearted programmer shou who loves living and will never work overtime X Occasionally immature, pure, and straightforward second generation wealth gong, double first love