Honghuang: The Ancestral Witches Call Me Godfather

After transmigrating to the Great Desolation, I recognized Pangu as my big brother and became the 3001st Primordial God. Creation Catastrophe: Big Brother, that worm—let me split it vertically. Ferocious Beast Calamity: The God-Slaying Spear is mine. Luo Hou, go play somewhere else. Dragon-Han Catastrophe: Yuan Feng is my wife. Zu Long, Shi Qilin—sorry, fellas. Liches vs. Demons Calamity: The Ancestral Witches call me godfather. Di Jun and Tai Yi? Just two feathered pests. Investiture of the Gods Calamity: Tongtian, go fight the other side. Tongtian: Uncle, I’m not even close with Laozi and Yuanshi... Journey to the West Calamity: Six-Eared Macaque, activate our "Snatch the Sutras" plan for Journey to the West.