I, Am a Living Yama; Empress Advises Me to Stay Calm

I, Am a Living Yama; Empress Advises Me to Stay Calm Yang Yi crossed over and unexpectedly awakened the Poison Expert System. Empress: “The enemy country has already been destroyed, and there is only a seven-year-old child left in the palace. We are hesitating, what shall we do?” Yang Yi: “Your Majesty, I believe that since this child dared to expose herself, there must be someone hiding. First, pretend to spare her, and then secretly return to see if she has any younger brothers or sisters hidden in the secret passageways. ‘Take care’ of all of them, and then make a grave for them and pretend to mourn for three years. If anyone comes to pay their respects, they must be her accomplices, and we can eliminate them all!” Crowd: “???” Is this guy a Living Yama alive!??? Empress: “You were supposed to provide disaster relief, but you’re adding sand to the porridge? Are you the Living Yama?” Yang Yi: “Let’s see if it works to save refugees, Your Majesty.” Empress: “Now there are rumors out there that the reason I remain single is because I like women. How should we deal with this damage to my reputation?” Yang Yi: “Your Majesty’s reputation is of the utmost importance. As a strategist, I’ll sacrifice myself and imp**gnate you, and the rumors will naturally dissipate!” Empress: “Then get rid of those vixens, you scoundrel!”