I Made Up Some Martial Arts Techniques, and All My Disciples Have Become Great Emperors!

Transmigrating to the world of cultivation, Lu Changge is immediately confronted with the Heavenly Sword Sect's three thousand flying swords forcing him to abdicate, leaving him in a panic. Fortunately, he awakened the [Ten Thousand Paths Apprenticeship Return System]! As long as his apprentice firmly believes in the fabricated cultivation method, he can turn the false into the true! To dissuade his disciple, who was born with a blocked meridian, Lu Changge casually tossed him a rusty wood-chopping axe. "Go, chop down the trees on the back mountain, and try to understand them with your heart." [Ding! Eldest disciple Tie Niu has achieved enlightenment on the rudimentary form of the Great Dao of Space, creating his own ultimate technique, "Sky-Splitting Slash"!] [Apprentice's combat strength assessed: Capable of instantly killing a Foundation Establishment stage cultivator!] [100x critical hit return activated! Congratulations, host, on advancing to the Golden Core stage!] Lu Changge was dumbfounded. "I asked you to chop wood, and you cleaved the Heavenly Sword Sect into ashes with one axe?!" Lu Changge threw a blame at his second apprentice, a genius who had broken off his engagement, saying, "Go and stir-fry rice!" [Ding! The second disciple has comprehended the Yin-Yang Circulation and awakened the forbidden "Yin-Yang Creation Fire"! Critical hit returned to the host!] Lu Changge had just woken up and yawned, the sparks he exhaled instantly incinerating his Nascent Soul stage enemy into nothingness... No way, how did these idiot disciples manage to bring back another Celestial King?! Don't panic, let me do the eighth set of broadcast gymnastics first, and scare those Immortal Emperors to death first!