I Was the Director of a Capybara Zoo

I was the director of a Capybara Zoo. A variety show came to film. But it happened to coincide with the capybaras collectively escaping, and the staff anxiously knocked on my door in the middle of the night. I said, “Hmm, let’s sleep and chase them tomorrow, there’s still time.” Everyone: “…” A new famous actress, pretending to be a pet lover, eagerly looked at me and asked: “Can I pet it?” I replied, “No.” She said, “But I want to.” I said, “Hmm, alright then.” The next second, she raised her hand and petted my head. “Wow, it’s just as cute as a capybara.” The fans’ eyes turned red with envy: 【I finally understand why she’s the director. She is literally a reincarnated capybara.】 Until the variety show was finished filming, the two top actors in the entertainment industry confessed to me at the same time. That night, the trending searches exploded. #The Two Top Actors Got Into a Fight, and It Was All for Her!# Netizens: 【Can’t blame them because I want to date her too!】