Killing Gods with T**sh Cards

Xie He, a rich young master, entered a card-drawing game. While everyone else was blessed with incredible luck, drawing legendary gold cards, he was cursed with bad luck, drawing 99 useless cards in a row. The viewers in the livestream sighed, “Unlucky people are destined to be cannon fodder.” Xie He nonchalantly replied, “They’re not unusable.” He drew a Meal Card. While others struggled to survive, Xie He became a guest of honor for many NPCs because of it: “Mr. Xie, this is my treasured Pétrus Merlot (a wine), which I’ve kept for many years. Please do me the honor of taking a look.” He drew a Guaranteed Loss Gambling Card. Xie He casually held the card’s corner: “I bet I’ll lose—” In an instant, the card’s logic went mad, collapsing and self-immolating, bombarding the entire ghost town building. He drew a Spinning Ballet Card. Xie He pointed at the demon and calmly said, “I want his head to do a spinning ballet.” As soon as he finished speaking, the demon’s head spun rapidly and crashed to the ground.