Life Simulation, from Fantasy to Xianxia

[A blend of fantasy, simulation, comedy, plot-driven, action-packed, and quirky—a truly gifted individual!] The story begins with Xu Chuan choking to death while drinking water, and his soul is transported to another world. "System, start the next simulation." [Ding, drawing a random talent.] [Congratulations, host, you have drawn a random white talent: "Born Mentally Retarded"] [Congenital intellectual disability: "You were born mentally disabled; you always do all sorts of inexplicable things."] [Life Simulation Begins] On the first day, you looked up and gave the sky the middle finger. Outside the simulator. Xu Chuan's face darkened. "Aaaaaah! This is outrageous! System, get out of my way! Don't stop me! I'm going to kill him!" ... —— "System, start the next simulation!" [Ding! Congratulations, host, you have drawn the white talent: "Mental Illness"] [Mental Illness: "You've felt much better since you got mental illness."] "..." —— Watching himself being brutally humiliated on the ground in the simulator, Xu Chuan felt like crying but had no tears left. Xu Chuan: "System, please! Just give me a normal talent!" "Alright, given the host's thicker-skinned personality, the system will slightly increase the drop rate of high-quality talents. This is a one-time exception." [Ding! Congratulations, host, you have drawn the purple talent: "Housewife Killer"] [The "Young Woman Killer": "As the name suggests, you are a succubus among men; your attraction to mature young women is 100%!"] ... Xu Chuan: "Ashiba!" —— "Attention all units! Paratrooper Xu Xiaochuan is preparing to parachute in!" "The perplexities of cultivation and the mysteries of ascension—watch as Xu Chuan unravels them one by one, dominating the immortal realm with the help of the simulation system!"