My Bad Luck Can Make My Enemies Beg for Mercy

Is the alchemy elder arrogant? Excuse me, if I pass by your alchemy room, your furnace of divine pills will explode into charcoal. The Holy Land wants to destroy me? I'll give myself three days and three nights of diarrhea, and your mountain protection formation will collapse on the spot due to "disrepair"! The sect's patriarch pointed a finger, ready to wipe out this unlucky star of mine! I slammed him flat on his face! The next second, his natal immortal sword shattered into pieces, his ten thousand years of cultivation instantly lost, and a meteorite from outer space smashed precisely into his crown! The patriarch died with grievances, while I silently watched the system prompt: [Bad luck transfer successful, bad luck value +99999!] Years later, when I became a taboo that all gods and demons feared, I just threw up my hands helplessly: "I really didn't want to be the mastermind behind this. I just wanted to survive, but you had to mess with me, a poor bastard!"