My Parents Think I’m the Female Lead

My dad was a dyed-blond delinquent. My mom was a rebellious party girl. When I was six, they suddenly found out I was destined to be the heroine of a tragedy novel. My dad slammed the table in fury. “Our daughter is absolutely going to be the heroine of a wish-fulfillment novel!” My mom clenched her fist. “Then we need to give her a few tall, handsome older brothers who’ll spoil her rotten.” Me: ?