My Wife is an Evil Dragon

“Such strong holy light! Its penetration and duration far surpass my race’s. I approve of it.” “It’s just a flashlight…” “A rare and exotic beast breeding box? A million times more advanced than my race’s animal husbandry techniques!” “This is a television. It’s playing a nature documentary.” “A rice cooker, humanity’s greatest invention!” “You… you just want to eat, don’t you?! You’ve been back on Earth with me for so long, and you haven’t learned anything except how to eat!” ✿✿✿ After returning to Earth from another world, Xia Li never expected to encounter his former nemesis: a pureblood silver dragon from a world of swords and magic. Fortunately, Earth has no magic, and the silver dragon had become a complete chuunibyou. In this reasonable modern society, Xia Li decided to turn this enemy into a friend. However, he went a bit overboard and accidentally turned his enemy into his wife. Xia Li, a Brave Hero recently returned from a three-year dragon-slaying stint in the magical world of Azure Continent, finds himself back on Earth with his trusty Demon Repelling Sword. His return, however, is complicated by an unexpected stowaway: a miniaturized, amnesiac Lucia Sivana, the very Silver Dragon Queen he was sworn to defeat. Stripped of her magic and memories, Lucia is now a seemingly naive teenager with an insatiable appetite and a penchant for misunderstanding Earth customs as strange magic. Xia Li, fearing legal repercussions, takes her in, becoming a reluctant caretaker for the very dragon he was meant to destroy. As he navigates the complexities of post-grad unemployment, online writing gigs, and explaining modern society to a dragon who thinks bread packaging is high-level defensive magic, Xia Li finds his friendship with Lucia evolving in unexpected ways. Will he succeed in teaching Lucia the rules of Earth, or will her dragon instincts (and love for shiny things) get the better of her? And what will happen when the truth of their past catches up to them?