My Wife Is The Female Lead In A Scum Alpha Novel

[Lazy, sweet, powerhouse of a big-dog-like top × business prodigy, tsundere cat-like older sister bottom. Transmigrated top vs. reborn bottom. Ancient ABO, younger top, having children.] Gu Qingci died unexpectedly in the apocalypse, only to wake up transmigrated into the body of the scummy wife of the female lead in an ancient ABO novel. As a fallen noble who married a merchant’s daughter, she not only lived off her wife’s wealth but also looked down on her. She mistreated her, took multiple concubines, and after draining her wife’s fortune, divorced her to marry someone else. In the end, her ex-wife, who had risen to become the richest imperial merchant, and her new wife, the eldest princess, conspired to have her exiled to the army, where she died of starvation and cold. When Gu Qingci transmigrated into this world, she found herself holding a cane, about to beat her kneeling wife—pressuring her for money to take a concubine. Gu Qingci, whose survival instincts were honed in the apocalypse, immediately dropped to her knees in front of her wife. Wife: ???!!! Gu Qingci, teary-eyed and pitiful: Sister, what’s a concubine? Can you eat it? I only want you! (Frantically hinting: Rich wife, hungry, food, sob sob, obedient, helpless, can eat a lot.) … Ruan Zhi noticed that her good-for-nothing wife—whose only redeeming quality was her beauty—had been acting strange lately. She seemed dumb but not entirely. She no longer complained about Ruan Zhi’s “stink of copper” defended her everywhere, voluntarily handed over household management, and let her take full control of their estates and shops. To avoid taxes, she even took the military imperial exams and became a scholar! Just as Ruan Zhi thought she was plotting something big, Gu Qingci brought her to meet the emperor’s eldest daughter and smirked: Sister, want a wife? I’ll help you! After the divorce, you keep all the assets—I just want a 10% cut. Ruan Zhi: … Once Ruan Zhi understood her wife’s intentions, she leaned in close, her breath warm against Gu Qingci’s ear, and whispered: If you want your cut, you’d better learn how to please me. Do it wrong, and you won’t get a single coin. … Later, to protect her soft, fragrant rice bowl (cough), Gu Qingci became a great general defending the nation, then an imperial prince of the highest rank. During court, the emperor tried to bestow noblewomen upon her as concubines. Just as everyone expected her to kneel in gratitude, Gu Qingci trembled and said: Your Majesty, please have mercy! I don’t want to go home and kneel on an abacus—have pity on this subject! Before: Rich wife, hungry, food! After: Darling, hungry, darling~