Perfect S*x

I came across a watch called “Perfect Sex” at an online auction by chance. This watch, the only one of its kind in the world, not only allowed me to freely adjust the size of my erection and the time until e**culation, but by emitting “Aphrodisiac Electromagnetic Waves”, I could do whatever I wanted with any woman I liked, on the spot. I use “Perfect Sex” to sleep with every beautiful woman I can find, and my sales performance rises to the top of the company.