Record of the Missing Sect Master

A major event happened recently to the demonic sect – their powerful sect master suddenly went missing. Everyone comforted each other: “Don’t worry, the sect master must be out pursuing fun, and so on.” “Well, that makes sense.” They waited. Waited and waited. Waited and waited. Waited and… Everyone slammed the table: “We’ve waited so long! The sect master must have met with a mishap! Look for him!!” Numerous disciples therefore ran rumbling down the mountain. On a certain day of the month, a certain sect master opened his eyes and thought in confusion: Hey, who am I?