Shredded Pork And Tofu In Yuxiang Sauce

I picked up an amnesiac man. He eats my food, wears my clothes, and uses my things. Then he pins me to the bed, coaxing me to call him “husband.” I roared, “I’m a man! How could I possibly call you ‘husband’!” Later, HuaLe Entertainment launches a nationwide search for their missing movie star, who vanished while skydiving. They offer a 10 million reward. I look at the man beside me, deep in thought. “Honey, what color sack do you prefer?” I ask. “What, trying to play hard to get?” The man spreads himself out, inviting me. “Hard to get? I’m just capturing you.” In the next second, I knock him out and haul him in a sack, delivering him to HuaLe overnight.