Sorry, I Licked the Wrong Person

Non-typical “chasing the wife at the crematorium” Ji Chunxiao (top) × Chen Xu (bottom) Ji Chunxiao, much like his unwavering belief in materialism, gravity, and the law of energy conservation, firmly believed in three laws about Chen Xu: 1. Chen Xu loves him deeply. 2. Chen Xu is his loyal “licker” (devoted follower). 3. Chen Xu will always stay by his side, no matter how hard he tries to push him away. Thus, Ji Chunxiao began his endless antics of messing around in front of his “wife.” Until one day, they both reincarnated. Ji Chunxiao, completely unbothered and proud, thought, “What’s the big deal? My wife will always fall in love with me again!” So, full of confidence, he eagerly waited for his wife to come running back to him, head over heels as always. But! In this life, his wife treated him like air! Completely ignoring him! Ji Chunxiao, feeling wronged, anxious, and utterly confused, finally swallowed his pride and asked Chen Xu, who had also reincarnated: “Last life?” Chen Xu replied, “Sorry, I l**ked the wrong person.” Later, when Chen Xu accidentally came across Ji Chunxiao’s diary, Chen Xu: “Huh? What are these three laws?” Ji Chunxiao immediately hugged his “wife,” trying to cover up his guilt with affection. Ji Chunxiao’s Three Laws: 1. I love Chen Xu deeply. 2. I am Chen Xu’s loyal “licker.” 3. I will always stay by Chen Xu’s side, no matter how hard he tries to push me away.