Surviving as an Idiot in a Horror Game

I ended up getting possessed in the horror game I used to play with my brother. And not just any character, but April, a young lady who’s pretty-faced but has a pure, airheaded brain! Surviving the horror elements is already tough enough, and now I have to act like I’m completely clueless on top of that. If there’s one thing that’s fortunate, it’s that I come from a family of military officers, so my physical abilities are exceptional. I can tank all kinds of monsters—shadow monsters, spider monsters, demon monsters, you name it. Well, as they say: when your body’s strong, your brain doesn’t have to work as hard! But to survive until the end, I need to join either the [Heroine’s Team] or the [Villainess’s Team] . Which one should I choose?