The Chairman’s Mistaken Canary

Zhuo Shu recently acquired himself a small-time celebrity, cool, aloof, and exuding an air of abstinence. He was low-maintenance, neither clingy nor demanding, and keeping him around required little effort. Moreover, his presence added to Zhuo Shu’s social cachet. The only downside? This small-time celebrity seemed entirely uninterested in advancing his career. One evening, Zhuo Shu decided to take the initiative and asked, “So, tell me, what resources do you desire?” Ying Tongchen replied, “Resources? Hmm… the deluxe edition of NCEE Study Guide, Gaokao Mock Exam Compilation, and English Grammar Explained should do.” Zhuo Shu: …??? *** Ying Tongchen, a respectable and accomplished English teacher, somehow found himself entangled with an exceptionally attractive man. This wealthy, visionary, and steadfast man, however, seemed to have an unusual hobby: transferring money. Staring at the extra string of zeros in his bank account, Ying Tongchen remarked, “I’m an upstanding person.” Zhuo Shu: …??? *** A seemingly aloof yet secretly passionate shou × A rich gong who seamlessly alternates between domineering and clueless. [Embrace the brainless story, otherwise, the author might just show what’s up!]