The Metaphysics Master Says You’ll Die at the Midnight, Pay Up to Change Your Fate!

After enduring a tribulation, Wu Yin was struck by lightning and sent back to the 21st century. Penniless, she could only set up an online stall to tell fortunes, catch ghosts, and heal illnesses. As long as the money was right, there was no job she wouldn’t take. “Master, if you’re so capable, can you tell me where my daughter, who was abducted years ago, is?” Wu Yin: “You don’t have a kidnapped daughter; you only have a daughter you killed and buried in the pigsty back in your hometown.” “Master, is my mom being haunted by a ghost?” Wu Yin: “It’s because your mom ate your father-in-law’s ashes, mistaking them for camel milk powder.” “Master, I always feel like my daughter-in-law is trying to harm me.” Wu Yin: “Don’t worry, your daughter-in-law can’t be bothered with you; it’s your own son who’s trying to harm you.” “Master, I heard you cured President Tan’s leg?” A pair of long legs in a suit appeared on camera, “Yes, my wife cured it.” Fans: The CP we secretly shipped is actually real! Wu Yin’s first goal is to make money, and her second goal is to find a way back to her sect. Tan Ci’s first goal is to marry Wu Yin, and his second goal is to be with Wu Yin forever. Haters: Copycat, Plastic Surgery Monster, Imitating our idol. Later Haters: Damn! We were actually fans of a criminal who used plastic surgery to replace the true daughter! Later Haters: My god! The Master is the true daughter! The true daughter is so strong and amazing! Former Haters: We used to think the Master wasn’t good enough for President Tan, but now we hope President Tan gets dumped by the Master so we can have our dreams. President Tan: Heh, aren’t you dreaming right now?