The Protagonist is Always Intimidating Me

Concise Version: From their first encounter, Bai Meng was so terrified by the protagonist that he collapsed to his knees. In the end, Bai Meng was frightened by the protagonist into being gay… This is truly a tragic (but comedic) story that turns sorrow (into laughter). Plot Version: Bai Meng has lived through the prehistoric era to the modern day, enduring a leisurely, uneventful life. Who would have thought that after merely taking a nap, he would wake up inside a beast-themed abusive novel, cast as a minor cannon fodder character? Revenge, leveling up, face-slapping… none of these will happen (:з」∠). — Bai Meng is a hamster spirit, while the protagonist’s beast form is a giant serpent… Content Warnings: ① Cold-hearted, ruthless dragon seme × dramatic hamster uke with maxed-out combat power and taunting skills. ② Aside from the protagonist, the hamster bows to no one. He acts immediately and decisively! ③ This is not an angst-filled story. The hamster is a master of drama, often known as the “mood-breaker”! ④ In the original abusive novel, the uke becomes the seme, but when the hamster transmigrates, it’s still during the emotionally painful period. No infidelity here!