The Sickly Bigshot’s Favorite Salted Fish [Showbiz]

After a car accident, Shi Zhou transmigrated into a book as a weak and easily bullied cannon fodder stand-in—destined to be written off soon. On his first day in the book, Shi Zhou, a hopelessly gay and looks-obsessed guy, picked up a sickly beauty. Drunk, he clung to the beauty and spouted nonsense: “I kissed you, so you have to kiss me back!” “Hehehe, your car looks pretty spacious… perfect for some exercise!” “You’ve got a stomachache, beauty? Let me rub it for you~” When he sobered up, Shi Zhou realized the person he’d shamelessly kissed, groped, and even kicked out of their own bed was none other than the book’s fragile white moonlight—the most terrifying bigshot of them all, Qin Yancheng. Tell him, what could be more mortifying and terrifying than a cannon fodder stand-in running into the supreme white moonlight? Shi Zhou: “I’m sorry! I was wrong! Can I just… leave now?” Qin Yancheng smirked coldly: “What do you think?” Much later— Shi Zhou: “You wanna know how I calm down the psycho instantly? Easy! Kiss him silly before he explodes! Here, let me demonstrate~ (+￣+▽￣)～mwah!” Onlookers: “Uh… are you sure he’s calm?” (+づ+ωど) Qin Yancheng had a painful past that left him depressed, world-weary, and prone to mood swings, his body still plagued by illness. He loathed his former self so much that he projected that hatred onto Shi Zhou, who bore an uncanny resemblance to his younger self— Yet… When someone tried to blacklist Shi Zhou, Qin Yancheng founded a talent agency for him. When someone cut Shi Zhou’s screen time, Qin Yancheng made him a capital-backed addition to the cast. When someone slandered Shi Zhou, Qin Yancheng handled the PR crisis and even faked a relationship with him. Detractors ready to expose their “fake publicity romance” were stunned: Holy shit! The billionaire President Qin is wearing a cartoon apron and expertly chopping veggies?! Qin Yancheng won’t let go of Zhouzhou even during a gastroscopy—are these two magnets in human form?! Look at how gently he combs his hair! Those hands can sign nine-figure contracts and peel shrimp with care. In the end, everyone agreed: Who dares say ‘ChengZhou’ is fake?! Shi Zhou, the triumphant tamer of the psycho, scratched his head: “Well… actually, we were fake at first…” The ChengZhou fandom had a top-tier fanfic writer known as the “Little le*d Leader”—Escaping Airship—who churned out endless R-18 content. Not only were their stories eerily realistic, but they also posted high-def candid shots of President Qin for everyone’s enjoyment. Until one day, the le*dest of the le*d Little le*d Leader accidentally doxxed themselves— Fans were shook: “The sugar I’ve been getting high on was fed to me by the real deal?! This isn’t fanfic—it’s Zhouzhou’s diary! It’s documentary literature!” After seriously reading the very NSFW fanfics, Qin Yancheng remarked flatly: “You like it like this? Then we can make all of it reality.” Shi Zhou, blushing and scrambling into a corner: “Fck! Stay back!!” Sickly, Psycho White Moonlight Bigshot Gong × Silly, Salty-Sweet Cannon Fodder Shou