The System is Abstract, Luckily, So Am I

【Mission 1: Entering the Cultivation World—You have obtained a Foundation Establishment technique. Now, try slaying the “Undying Divine Dragon.”】 “System bro, let’s not even talk about how my starter mission is to kill a dragon. There’s just one small problem—I haven’t transmigrated.” 【Mission 2: Apocalypse Arrival—After awakening an E-rank ability, it’s time to show your strength! Try taking on the ‘Zombie King’ one-on-one.】 “Bro, forget the fact that I’m still in the modern world. Based on your logic, wasn’t I just in the cultivation world a second ago? Also, could you at least awaken my ability first? You expect me to kill the Zombie King like this?” 【Mission 3: All-Female World—You are the sole, precious male. Please sweat it out with at least three different targets and give it a try.】 “Bro, I have never begged anyone in my life. But right now, I’m on my knees. Please, I beg you, take me to this world!” … “Wait, you’re seriously calling an earthworm the ‘Undying Divine Dragon’?” “Wait, kills in zombie mode actually count?” “Wait, a soft hum is enough to be considered ‘successful’?” … 【Mission 4: Demon-Slaying at the Brothel.】 “Heh heh.” … “Uncle, stop laughing! I’m really here to slay demons!” “Hands on your head! Squat down! Who told you to stand up?!” “System, you’ve ruined me so badly!!!”