Three Steps for a Rabbit to Learn How to Backflip

Chen Dong recently discovered a shocking secret. —— The handsome, long-legged barista at the coffee shop where he often goes to write actually has a crush on him! Chen Dong had sufficient evidence: When he went to the coffee shop one time, he was anxious after his phone ran out of battery. The next week, the coffee shop installed a shared power bank. Wasn’t this enough to show that the handsome, long-legged barista was quietly paying attention to him? In response, Chen Dong’s good friend said, “The chances of …… Brother Coffee having a crush on you is even smaller than the chances of your rabbit suddenly learning how to do a backflip.” Chen Dong was not convinced. So one day, after the coffee shop closed, Chen Dong took his time packing up his things. He walked up to Brother Coffee and summoned the courage to ask—— —— “My rabbit can do backflips, would you like to visit my house?” ######### Little Theater: Brother Coffee: “Great Writer, how’s your writing going today? Were your thoughts smooth?” Chen Dong: “Don’t call me that, I don’t deserve it. I’m just a newcomer to the world of literature, a researcher of children’s psychology and behavior, a financially struggling but spiritually rich lover of literature, a climber trying to reach the top, an ascetic searching for my own path, a brave explorer of the world, and a sometimes optimistic, sometimes pessimistic INFP!” Brother Coffee: “……” Brother Coffee: “Since so many people have come, why did you only order one cup of coffee?” ########## This article is also known as: “How to Turn Down the Advances of a Handsome, Long-Legged Man” “The Poorly-Selling Book Writer and His Exclusive Male Lead” “Dong Dong Rabbit Observation Diary” “Buy One Get One Free Coffee Today.”