Uncle Mads Teaches You How to Be Human

Yes, this is exactly the pure, unfiltered American-style crime horror story you've been searching for. Get ready to meet a serial killer protagonist with principles but zero logic, a devil oozing irresistible charm, a criminal godfather who manipulates hearts and minds, and a twisted little “bad seed” crying out for chaos. ...Who said America isn’t great? America is amazing. Paranormal events happen left and right. Murders keep piling up. Vampires and witches roam free, cultists and demons are everywhere. Featuring the elegant foodie Hannibal, the famous paranormal investigators the Warrens, a rich girl classmate with a second personality hidden in the mirror, and a born-evil loli bad seed. “Now this—this is the perfect soil for me!”