Warrior, I’m Afraid There’s Something Wrong With Your Obsession

I am inside a common RPG game. I’ve become the devil who kidnapped a little princess… who is happily eating cake next to me. “Devil, isn’t the weather nice today?” “Would you like to go to the village festival with me?” “I’ll even go and destroy the warrior for you!” “… Won’t you please be patient?” I grabbed the princess by the arm with a serious face. Warrior or whoever, come quickly and take the princess whose head seems to be wrong. *** The warrior who came kissed the back of my hand. “You’re the one who freed this low-grade dog that grew up in a narrow cage.” He whispered in my ear with a sad and tickling voice. “So please don’t abandon me.” I think there’s also something wrong with the warrior.