When It Comes to Hooking Men, I’m the Master!

After Lu Chi died, he was inexplicably recruited and bound by the Quick Transmigration Department of a novel world, becoming a glorious and reliable… third wheel (!?) “Professionally Immoral” System: Baby, you’re not only good-looking but most importantly, you’re also morally bankrupt! Please give it your all to break up the protagonist couple and become the thorn between the Shou and Gong! Lu Chi: …Okay. Later on, Lu Chi didn’t just become a thorn in the couple’s side. He became their inner demon, haunting them day and night. To this, Lu Chi proudly declared: “Heck yeah, that’s my style!” 1. [Campus romance plot] The renowned A University hired a new assistant lecturer: young, handsome, and frivolous, practically radiating the words “social butterfly.” Rumor has it that Mr. Lu loves clubbing after work, often dancing wildly and even stripping on the floor… Where’s the morality? Where’s the decency? More importantly, where’s the address of that nightclub?! However, the student council president was from a wealthy family, a dignified young man known for his cold and rigid demeanor. Everyone assumed he disapproved of the new teacher… Otherwise, why else would he stare at Mr. Lu so intensely in every class, as if deeply contemptuous of his popularity? Until one late night, when someone witnessed the president kick a junior (who was there to confess his love) straight into the river, then drag out the onlooking Mr. Lu, asking him in a hoarse but eerily calm voice: “You’re out partying from morning to night.” “Then at midnight, you say you want to break up with me, saying you need more love than I can give you.” “Lu Chi, do you need to see a doctor?” Lu Chi: …… The beautiful Mr. Lu blinked, looked at the protagonist Shou who was nearly drowning in the river, then back at the protagonist Gong who was on the verge of madness, and innocently asked the system in his mind: “So… Does this count as keeping them apart?” System: ………