Why Not Blame Yourself for Turning into a Blood Princess Maid

Why don’t you take a good look at yourself when you get turned from a demon dragon into a blood princess maid by a Hero? You got hit by a truck and transported to another world—how about blaming yourself for that? You reincarnated as a villainous dragon that everyone wants dead—blame yourself for that too, okay? You got turned into a purple-haired girl by the Hero, who then used all sorts of props to… ahem, “torture” you—can we talk about how maybe that’s also your own fault? Why is it that the Hero is always picking on you? Why are you the only one who got turned into a girl? Why are you the one working all day only to go home and warm the Hero’s bed and fetch him hot water? Maybe it’s all your fault, huh? How am I supposed to beat a max-level Hero? I just reincarnated, haven’t even learned a single skill yet, and the guy shows up at my door in full god-tier gear—what am I supposed to do? And then all my subordinates surrendered! When they saw me getting beat up, they went nuts, laughing like maniacs, going, “Ahahaha!” Then the Hero started showing off his magic combo like, “I’m gonna kill you!” And all I could do was fall to my knees and beg, “It hurts! It hurts so bad!” Played to death, schemed to death, and then you still ask me, “Hey, why don’t you reflect on yourself a bit more?” You’re so cute! The craziest part? When the Hero found out the truth, he actually said, “Hey, we’ve lived together so long already—why don’t you just marry me?” (shocked face) What the h*ll?! He knows I’m a guy, and he still wants me to marry him? I’ve already been turned into a woman, and you’re still talking about marriage? No way! I’m a man inside! There’s no way I’d marry anyone! Just then, a big hand lands on the purple-haired girl’s head. “What? Marrying me is that upsetting?” “No! I was just kidding… hubby~!”