With the Tyrant’s Mind-Reading Powers, I Went Wild in the Palace

An Jiu transmigrated into a little palace maid in the emperor’s palace who wanted to climb onto the dragon bed. As soon as she opened her eyes, the tyrant stabbed the little palace maid trying to seduce him straight through the heart with a sword. The next day, the tyrant stabbed the chief palace maid beside a concubine to death. On the third day, the palace maid who tasted food for the emperor died from poisoning. Being a palace maid was a high-risk job, so An Jiu decided to work hard, save a lot of money, cherish her life, and stay far away from the tyrant. But at this moment, she suddenly heard the tyrant’s inner thoughts. “Ahhh, so annoying, so annoying, so annoying, are these memorials written like dog sh*t? Didn’t I already say no peaches, no peaches, no peaches, yet they keep asking, keep asking, keep asking every day.” An Jiu? “Is the new palace maid an idiot? Standing there like a lampstand? Can’t she see my neck is sore and not come over to give me a massage?” An Jiu moved her feet and tentatively massaged the emperor’s shoulders… “The desserts from the Imperial Kitchen are choking me to death, has Eunuch Li gone blind, doesn’t even know to pour me a cup of water…” An Jiu moved over and poured a cup of tea… Gradually, the palace maids and eunuchs in Guanghua Hall discovered that the tyrant’s temper seemed to have improved a lot… The concubines in the harem wept with joy. His Majesty’s madness is cured. Does that mean he can now take them to bed… “Am I a breeding horse? Making me flip nameplates every day. This is a human waist, not a pig kidney… Speaking of kidneys, now I suddenly feel like eating stir-fried kidneys…” Thus the green nameplate was removed, and a plate of delicious kidneys was served. An Jiu was promoted from little palace maid to a managing matron… An Jiu realized she suddenly couldn’t hear the tyrant’s inner thoughts anymore…