As a Lord, What's Wrong with Me Liking to Raise Some Lolis?

I am a lord, the son of a duke, and the king's favorite nephew. What's wrong with raising some loli? Did my loli eat your rice? Sleeping in your bed? Did he hit your child? Or did you push your head into the pit? What? I've done it before... Hey, hey, they are just children, why are you competing with them? In this way, adults should deal with adults' affairs. You come to me and we will go to the duel stage. Don't worry, I'm weak and I don't know how to use magic. I definitely can't withstand your sword. You don't have to worry about what will happen if I die in your hands. My mother, the goddess of magic, will never fire a city-level spell at your front door, and my father, the duke, will never use a dragon's breath to annihilate your house. My uncle, the king, will never massacre your entire family. The people of my territory will never raze your castle to the ground. What do you mean by "being a scoundrel"? When your child was rude to me, you kept saying that he was just a child and that I, an adult, could not argue with a child. Do you know you are wrong? That's right, goodbye~ He left, didn't he? Well, my dear sister, brother wants to eat fish...